Tell us about your worries, your troubles, your concepts, your secrets, your thoughts, your dreams, your fears, your wishes. We will discuss and respond with utmost passion.

Also, we're really high

 

OH HEY DERE
THIS BOWL IS FOR YOU MISTER

OH HEY DERE

THIS BOWL IS FOR YOU MISTER

mypetghost asked
I don't have anything to ask, but your answers are muy graciosas.

we dig that. 

 

 

but you should have said that in question form

My partner in high

has informed me that my (awesome) “haiku” is actually backwards. Instead of 5-7-5, it’s a 7-5-7. 

…but yeah it’s still pretty kickass.

train-man asked
So why the fuck whenver i talk to a girl i start likeing them ? wtf does the mean ?? and like she enjoys conversion with me but i never know what she's thinking or if she's just blatenly fakeing the whole convo and messing with my brain ... FUCK.
sinceraly me

Since you happen to submit this question twice, we’ll give you a second chance. 

Some girls are more flirtatious than their intentions are. It’s most important to worry about yourself than how to handle other people. You should either raise your standards, or not wear your heart on your sleeve. Some people are just nice, and they don’t have the awesomeness to back it up. q

Thank youu

train-man asked
So why the fuck whenver i talk to a girl i start likeing them ? wtf does the mean ?? and like she enjoys conversion with me but i never know what she's thinking or if she's just blatenly fakeing the whole convo and messing with my brain ... FUCK.
sinceraly me

YOU DONT NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO COMPLETE YOU

but most girls are bat-shit insane. So. Good luck

FUCKER

Anonymous asked
Alright, I'll ask you for advice. Let's see how this goes.
So I've been sleeping with this guy for a while. I have no romantic feelings towards him, while he's made it clear that he really likes, maybe even loves, me. I want to break it off so I can pursue a girl. What's the nicest/best way to finish with him?

Okay. You proooooobably shouldn’thaveletitgetthisfarbut ITS OKAY!

Anyways. To avoid any miscommunication and/or irritation, you should be as straight-forward as possible. Assess what you would like to do after you end the relationship. Are you interested in being friends with him? Is he interested in being friends with you? Be apologetic for the pain you will most likely cause, but don’t beat yourself up and make it clear that you cannot be the one to solve his pain. 

LIVE LONG AND PROSPERandsmokeweed

adumbthechauffer asked
Whats you're favorite physical(if any) activity to do high.

With people: Smoking more is always good, walking around, especially at night. The air outside loves us. We like to make tents. We like to watch movies, Disney ones more specifically. With animation you can’t go wrong.

Alone: Listening to and discovering new music (which doesn’t hurt if you’re with friends). Play video games, but that’s a-given. Watching underwater specials on Discovery, Nat Geo, and History channel. 

There is really an endless plethora of things to do that are better or equally entertaining high. 

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